Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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