how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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