Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
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That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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