yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
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We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
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I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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