im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
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I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize