Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
