Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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