You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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