Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
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he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
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Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
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