i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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