you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Swine flu. Run for my life!
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
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I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
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