No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
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I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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