I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
If that was your dad, he is hot
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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