Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I need moral support for this bender
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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