I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
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