I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
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I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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