I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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