My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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