If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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