in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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