the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
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Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
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I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I love you. Go after that dick
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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