I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
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Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
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If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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