how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
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She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
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Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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