Having a random hookup so left but love u
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
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We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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