I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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