we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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