Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
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We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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