Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
When are your genitals available?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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