I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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