were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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