She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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