Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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