Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I bet he comes in French.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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