My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Drunk walkin through police station. America
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
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He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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