I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
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i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
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I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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