he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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