believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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