Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
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I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
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Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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