All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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