I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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