So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
bring money and cleavage
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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