dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
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We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
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I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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