She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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