Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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