Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.