Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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