he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
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Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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