Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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