Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
being pregnant is like rehab
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
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I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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