make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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