no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
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Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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