She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Boobs speak an international language.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I just want nice things and good sex
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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