Sry I called you an 8
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Randomize
