That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
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btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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